i remember when get low by lil jon came out i use to dance to it really slutty for a third grader at the clubs oh my fuck ahaha


am I the only one that feels like crying when I’m annoyed

  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep
  • lydiaamartin:

    *applies for architecture job*

    experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

    (Source: underdosing)

    calling yourself a friend doesn’t make you a friend
    ― (via kisslng)